"Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace"
The best satire is the closest to the truth. This one is spot on! Then some actual horrifying truth.
Courtesy: Babylon Bee Oct 6, 2023:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
"They must comply! Deplorables! All of ‘em!" the disheveled geriatric growled at the camera while CNN's Christiane Amanpour attempted to de-escalate the situation. "If they don't fall in line, we'll round them up and re-educate them! De-program them! Re-program them! If that doesn't work, then we'll just disappear them! Yes! Yeeeeeeessssssss! Ahahahahahahaha!"
The CNN interview team did their best to remain calm, despite the obvious threat posed by the tottering, decrepit woman. "She may be old and frail, but you can tell she's serious," said one member of the television crew. "We heard she escaped from a nursing home nearby, but you could tell she's terrorized people in the past. Chilling, dangerous stuff. Or maybe she's just completely insane, who knows."
The woman was later restrained by security, sedated by men in white scrubs, and thrown into the back of a waiting van to be returned to the confines of her nursing home. A spokesperson for the facility later made a statement to the press regarding the incident. "Sadly, this has become an ongoing problem with this particular patient," said Eduardo Guerrero. "She goes off her rocker a lot. She even has this crazy notion that she's actually the President of the United States, which we know full well never happened."
At publishing time, CNN advised everyone in the country to be on the lookout, as the crazy woman was believed to making the rounds for more TV interviews.
Now the actual truth part
Yes, Hillary Clinton does actually believe she was elected President of the United States.
Yes, she did call a portion of Trump supporters “a basket of deplorables” for wanting to “Make America Great Again”, (MAGA)
To be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump supporters into what I call “the basket of deplorables.” Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Isamaphobic, you name it. Unfortunately, there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to have only 11,000 people now have 11,000,000. He tweets and re-tweets their offensive, hateful, mean-spirited rhetoric. - Hillary Clinton
These of course are her definitions of these people! The sick irony? People of her ilk are the actual example of offensive, hateful, mean spirited rhetoric! Read the vile comments when news is posted of any Conservative who gets sick, has an accident or dies.
Liberals wished death on six-year-old Isaac Anthony, a conservative boy featured in a YouTube video entitled, “6-Year-Old Gives 10 Reasons NOT to Vote for Obama!
The video went viral and was viewed over 500,000 times. Here are only a few of the thousands of leftist/liberal comments:
“Shoot tha kid Kill tha Parents!!!” one unhinged liberal wrote.
“[C]an someone kill that child… to teach his parents a lesson,” another leftist wrote.
“This child and his parents need to be euthanized,” another wrote.
Regarding Hurricane Dorian:
“I’m rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!” tweeted former Canadian Prime Minister Kim Campbell, excitedly wishing death and destruction on the thousands who work and live near Trump’s Florida property.
The actual comments by Hillary Clinton regarding Trump supporters
So many of those extremists, those MAGA extremists, take their marching orders from Donald Trump.………. and when do they break with him? At some point there has to be a deprogramming of the cult members. - Hillary Clinton
This “dog whistle”, coincidentally, went out a day after this:
The FBI monitoring MAGA supporters prior to 2024 election
Courtesy: The National Pulse by Jake Welch:
The Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) is weaponizing its resources to monitor supporters of former President Donald Trump, even creating a “distinct category of domestic violent terrorists” to target MAGA loyalists based on their political views.
After January 6th, the FBI changed its definition of “anti-government, anti-authority violent extremism,” known as AGAAVE from the attempt to further “ideological agendas” to “furtherance of political and/or social agendas,” which allowed Trump supporters to be labeled a potential domestic terrorist threat due to their politics alone.
The FBI then went further by creating AGAAVE-other to target those considered a threat but did not fall within the definition of its anarchist, militia, or Sovereign Citizen groups. The alteration was implemented without a formal announcement in October 2022 and was given the vague definition of “domestic violent extremists who cite anti-government or anti-authority motivations for violence or criminal activity not otherwise defined…”
When a recognized public figure can go on a national venue without any opposition and call for the rounding up and “deprogramming of cult members” following the main opposition candidate after the government tells you they are to be targeted, your freedom is hanging by a thread!
This “deprogramming thing” sounds familiar
People from all over the world that have emigrated legally to America vehemently tell us the things they see going on in America happened in their countries and that is why they are here! A friend who lived in the old Communist Hungary told me he lived a freer life there!
If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may be even a worse fate, you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. - Winston Churchill
The B often is more factual than their, what they call satire. The Enquirer was often on target.
It took awhile to figure out the title "Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home" - Oh, that is pretty freaking funny... :)